I’m sorry to tell you this Nicholas, but I’ve fallen in love with someone else (I guess technically it’s a something). It wasn’t my fault, I tell you! She hypnotized me with her soft lines and understated elegance….. how could I resist beauty and practicality all rolled into one? Alas, I was defenseless against her charms. I’m afraid the only way we can save our marriage is if you’ll let me have Ginger. She’s really quite a bargain at $164.99, especially when you consider the fact that you’ll get to keep me… why don’t you think about it and get back to me, okay?