Laughter Really Is the Best Medicine

Misc.
March 25, 2011

From my dear friend Tia Sparkles, to brighten my week!  I think you’ll enjoy it as much as I did… and do let me know which one made you laugh the hardest!
Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.

Sincerely,

The Unicorns

 

Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely,

Canada

 

Dear Yahoo,

I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…” just saying…

Sincerely,

Google

 

Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!

Sincerely,

1985

 

Dear Windshield Wipers,

Can’t touch this.

Sincerely,

That Little Triangle

 

Dear Rose,

There was definitely room on that Door for the both of us.

Sincerely,

Jack

~PS, you let go

 

Dear girls who have been dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea… Just kidding! They’re all dead.

Sincerely,

BP

 

Dear Saturn,

I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

Sincerely,

God

 

Dear Fox News,

So far, no news about foxes.

Sincerely,

Unimpressed

 

Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,

Please lknvfdmv.xvn.

Sincerely, Stevie Wonder

 

Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,

Please make one for every skin color.

Sincerely, Black people

 

Dear Scissors,

I feel your pain…..no one wants to run with me either.

Sincerely, Sarah Palin

 

Dear Osama Bin Laden,

Marco….

Sincerely, United States

 

Dear World of Warcraft,

Thank you for ensuring my son’s virginity.

Sincerely, Parents Everywhere

 

Dear Batman,

What was your power again?

Sincerely, Superman

 

Dear Customers,

Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.

Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies

 

Dear Americans,

I’m sorry, did you just insult us? I couldn’t hear you over my health care benefits.

Sincerely, Canadians

 

Dear Global Warming,

You’re the best imaginary friend ever!

Sincerely, Al Gore

 

Dear Ugly People,

You’re welcome.

Sincerely, Alcohol

 

Dear Mr. Gump

WTF are you talking about? There’s a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you’re gonna get….

Sincerely, Jenny

 

Dear Katy Perry,

I liked the kiss too.

Sincerely, Justin Beiber

 

Dear Martin Luther King Jr.

I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream…. What now?

Sincerely,

Leonardo Di Caprio

 

Dear iPhone,

Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.

Sincerely,

Every iPhone User

 

Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,

Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?

Sincerely,

Terrified

 

Dear Trash,

At least you get picked up…

Sincerely,

The Girls of Jersey Shore

 

Dear Dr. Phil,

Look man, there’s only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.

Sincerely,

Dr. Pepper

 

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4 Comments

  1. Chris says:

    Sarah Palin and iPhone jokes the funniest to me. And have to say Dr. Pepper too – because my grandpa owned one of the first Dr. Pepper bottling plants and he would really appreciate that joke! Thanks for the yuks! Hope you’re feeling better these days! XOXO

  2. Carly says:

    Definitely, definitely the Miley / Biebs one. Laughed out loud! : )

  3. Daniela says:

    I liked the Sarah Palin one, the Osama Bin Ladin one and and the Canada/US health care one.

  4. Sara Roy says:

    I laughed hardest at the Miley/Bieber one. :) Thanks for the pick me up!

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