Laughter Really Is the Best Medicine

March 25, 2011

From my dear friend Tia Sparkles, to brighten my week!  I think you’ll enjoy it as much as I did… and do let me know which one made you laugh the hardest!
Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.


The Unicorns


Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.




Dear Yahoo,

I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…” just saying…




Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!




Dear Windshield Wipers,

Can’t touch this.


That Little Triangle


Dear Rose,

There was definitely room on that Door for the both of us.



~PS, you let go


Dear girls who have been dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea… Just kidding! They’re all dead.




Dear Saturn,

I liked it, so I put a ring on it.




Dear Fox News,

So far, no news about foxes.




Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,

Please lknvfdmv.xvn.

Sincerely, Stevie Wonder


Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,

Please make one for every skin color.

Sincerely, Black people


Dear Scissors,

I feel your pain… one wants to run with me either.

Sincerely, Sarah Palin


Dear Osama Bin Laden,


Sincerely, United States


Dear World of Warcraft,

Thank you for ensuring my son’s virginity.

Sincerely, Parents Everywhere


Dear Batman,

What was your power again?

Sincerely, Superman


Dear Customers,

Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.

Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies


Dear Americans,

I’m sorry, did you just insult us? I couldn’t hear you over my health care benefits.

Sincerely, Canadians


Dear Global Warming,

You’re the best imaginary friend ever!

Sincerely, Al Gore


Dear Ugly People,

You’re welcome.

Sincerely, Alcohol


Dear Mr. Gump

WTF are you talking about? There’s a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you’re gonna get….

Sincerely, Jenny


Dear Katy Perry,

I liked the kiss too.

Sincerely, Justin Beiber


Dear Martin Luther King Jr.

I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream…. What now?


Leonardo Di Caprio


Dear iPhone,

Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.


Every iPhone User


Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,

Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?




Dear Trash,

At least you get picked up…


The Girls of Jersey Shore


Dear Dr. Phil,

Look man, there’s only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.


Dr. Pepper


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  1. Chris says:

    Sarah Palin and iPhone jokes the funniest to me. And have to say Dr. Pepper too – because my grandpa owned one of the first Dr. Pepper bottling plants and he would really appreciate that joke! Thanks for the yuks! Hope you’re feeling better these days! XOXO

  2. Carly says:

    Definitely, definitely the Miley / Biebs one. Laughed out loud! : )

  3. Daniela says:

    I liked the Sarah Palin one, the Osama Bin Ladin one and and the Canada/US health care one.

  4. Sara Roy says:

    I laughed hardest at the Miley/Bieber one. :) Thanks for the pick me up!

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