AP News Bulletin: This just in. Babies all over the world are embracing what has come to be know as “The Strip”. This unique hair statement can only be acquired by vigorously rubbing your head on any and all surfaces in a repetitive back and forth motion. In order to avoid chafing, it is key to select softer surfaces – this baby, who prefers to remain anonymous, recommends rubbing on organic cotton or high thread count sheets to avoid painful skin rashes.
The key to properly executing this trend is to make sure that there are copious amounts of hair above and below “the strip” and that the line is cleanly maintained so as to prominently stand out. Sources say that as the trend becomes more widespread babies may even begin tattooing “the strip.” Rest assured that we’ll keep you posted on any key developments so that your baby can stay in the know.